Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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