so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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