i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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