I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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