somebody snuck up and got me drunk
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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