Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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