and she was petting her beer can
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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