sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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