Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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