The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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