census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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