Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I just want to make out with him forever
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Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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