i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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