dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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