It's like God shit irony all over that family
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
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I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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