This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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