is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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