Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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