Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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