Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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