i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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