i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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