Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Randomize