Do you still have your period?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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