Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Actions speak louder than pants.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
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