Capitaan dildo arrescate!
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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