Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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