just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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