her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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