he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
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He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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