I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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