I'd wear matching sweaters with you
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
