Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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