Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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