I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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