No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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