Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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