yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
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No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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