did you get engaged???
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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