So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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