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I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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