It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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