sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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