i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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