they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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