You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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