STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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