Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
