its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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