I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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