I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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