when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
