when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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