Grow some girl-balls and come out already
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
