My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
North Korea, Best Korea!
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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